A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.
I honestly think people forget that the church and state are supposed to be separate. Give me one non-religious reason against same sex marriage. One non-religious reason against stem cell research. One non-religious reason against safe abortions. Go ahead.
So I work at an elementary school as some of you know. a few weeks ago I saw a little gang of kids on the playground up to no good. they were all huddled up in a little circle and even had a “look out” for teachers. I managed to sneak up on them and catch them as I knew exactly what they were up to. When I surprised them and asked them what they were doing, they all panicked and immediately hid their “contraband,” which were some Pokemon cards. I told them I was cool I wasn’t going to snitch them out to the principal with the condition that they let me see the trades going on. For a good ten minutes I coached these kids in the art of trading pokemon cards as I had done so in my youth. It makes me happy to see pokemon alive and well in the younger demographics. I also learned that charizard is still at the top of everyone’s favorite pokemon list.
this is the best fucking song that has ever graced my ears I haven’t even faced a potential breakup as bad as Aly & Aj’s but everytime I hear this song I want to go fucking kick somebody in the crotch for doing me wrong and ignoring me on my stupid birthday god damn I fucking love this mid 2000’s pop song so much
fucking blast this song when people in front of me are going to slow on the road