Tuesday, April 15, 2014

drkotobuki:

flawlessspecter:

hiccuptherunt:

sakurasunshine:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH

Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”

Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.

Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.

2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS

DON’T LET ZEUS TAKE THE WHEEL THOHE’LL DO NASTY NASTY THINGSBOTH TO MEG AND TO THE WHEEL,

Thanks ZJ.

(Source: tooshaknowsbest)

50 Questions You've Never Been Asked

  • 1. What's your favorite candle scent?
  • 2. What female celebrity do you wish was your sister?
  • 3. What male celebrity do you wish was your brother?
  • 4. How old do you think you'll be when you get married?
  • 5. Do you know a hoarder?
  • 6. Can you do a split?
  • 7. How old were you when you learned how to ride a bike?
  • 8. How many oceans have you swam in?
  • 9. How many countries have you been to?
  • 10. Is anyone in your family in the army?
  • 11. What would you name your daughter if you had one?
  • 12. What would you name your son if you had one?
  • 13. What's the worst grade you got on a test?
  • 14. What was your favorite TV show when you were a child?
  • 15. What did you dress up as on Halloween when you were eight?
  • 16. Have you read any of the Harry Potter, Hunger Games or Twilight series?
  • 17. Would you rather have an American accent or a British accent?
  • 18. Did your mother go to college?
  • 19. Are your grandparents still married?
  • 20. Have you ever taken karate lessons?
  • 21. Do you know who Kermit the frog is?
  • 22. What's the first amusement park you've been to?
  • 23. What language, besides your native language, would you like to be fluent in?
  • 24. Do you spell the color as grey or gray?
  • 25. Is your father bald?
  • 26. Do you know triplets?
  • 27. Do you prefer Titanic or The Notebook?
  • 28. Have you ever had Indian food?
  • 29. What's the name of your favorite restaurant?
  • 30. Have you ever been to Olive Garden?
  • 31. Do you belong to any warehouse stores (Costco, BJ's, etc.)?
  • 32. What would your parents have named you if you were the opposite gender?
  • 33. If you have a nickname, what is it?
  • 34. Who's your favorite person in the world?
  • 35. Would you rather live in a rural area or in the suburbs?
  • 36. Can you whistle?
  • 37. Do you sleep with a nightlight?
  • 38. Do you eat breakfast every morning?
  • 39. Do you take any pills or medication daily?
  • 40. What medical conditions do you have?
  • 41. How many times have you been to the hospital?
  • 42. Have you ever seen Finding Nemo?
  • 43. Where do you buy your jeans?
  • 44. What's the last compliment you got?
  • 45. Do you usually remember your dreams in the morning?
  • 46. What flavor tea do you enjoy?
  • 47. How many pairs of shoes do you currently own?
  • 48. What religion will you raise your children to practice?
  • 49. How old were you when you found out that Santa wasn't real?
  • 50. Why do you have a tumblr?
spygoodie:

zanetehaiden:

snow-anne:

king-for-a-vagina:

benedicttcumberbatchh:

carryonmy-assbutt:

sassygayklavierspieler:

fandombarf:

alexander2539:

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

FUCKING VIOLINISTS

THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

This is just one massive train wreck

String players can be a bit high-strung.

y’all need to cellout

It just gets better

spygoodie:

zanetehaiden:

snow-anne:

king-for-a-vagina:

benedicttcumberbatchh:

carryonmy-assbutt:

sassygayklavierspieler:

fandombarf:

alexander2539:

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.
DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

FUCKING VIOLINISTS

THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

This is just one massive train wreck

String players can be a bit high-strung.

y’all need to cellout

It just gets better

sunroofs:

lilybear23:

sunroofs:

here’s a dancing taco:
image

Why is the taco upside down, everything will fall out…

here’s a dancing taco:
image

thesassylorax:

daddysfavorite-fallenangel:

kitkat808:

starkspangly:

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

OMFG my teacher just showed us this in death and dying class

death and dying class ????

Sounds pretty hard core.

noobtheloser:

I went to a wedding recently. 

deathisabitch:

elyel:

Lets clear this out! 

Yes, we are the couple from the cat pic, but that story is fake! we didnt wrote it!
Fortunately the real story is much more happy. Thats why we decided to upload a photo from our families together, our parents and our sisters! We have supportive families that love us and acept us. Is important to us that you share the real story behind this photo because is much more powerful and positive the true story, and we like to spred the positive message that everything always turn out just fine! you dont have to hide this from your family, they just need time to understand. The soon you tell them the soon you stop suffering and the aceptation process begin. 
Love to all of our followers and please share the real story and the positive message that we want to spred!
ElYEl


Aclaremos esto! 

Si! Somos nosotros los de la foto del gato pero esa historia no es real, nosotros no la escribimos!
Afortunadamente la historia real es mucho mas feliz. Es por eso que decidimos subir esta foto de nuestras familias juntos, nuestros padres y hermanas. Tenemos familias que nos apoyan y nos aceptan. Es importante para nosotros que compartas la historia real detrás de esa foto porque es mucho mas poderosa y positiva que la falsa, y queremos esparcir el mensaje positivo de que todo siempre termina saliendo bien! No tenes q esconderles esto a tu familia, ellos solo necesitan tiempo para entenderlo. Mientras mas rápido se los digas mas rápido vas a dejar de sufrir y el proceso de aceptación va a comenzar mas rápido. 
Cariños a todos nuestros seguidores y por favor compartan la historia real y el mensaje positivo que queremos esparcir!
ElyEl

SIGNAL BOOST

  • person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
  • me: nope
  • person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
  • me: i'm not
snazziest:

"I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"

snazziest:

"I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"

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Hypocrisy

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