Thursday, August 28, 2014

supermegafoxyawesomehot182:

Remind me not to steal bread in France. It isn’t worth the pain.

anfagistan:

nezua:

A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.

[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]

anfagistan:

nezua:

A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.

[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]

August 27, 1964 - Mary Poppins is released

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vixyish:

maswartz:

I honestly think people forget that the church and state are supposed to be separate. Give me one non-religious reason against same sex marriage. One non-religious reason against stem cell research. One non-religious reason against safe abortions. Go ahead.

I’ve been saying this for YEARS.

lesbolution:

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

(Source: ouatdaily)

pokemon-photography:

So I work at an elementary school as some of you know.  a few weeks ago I saw a little gang of kids on the playground up to no good.  they were all huddled up in a little circle and even had a “look out” for teachers.  I managed to sneak up on them and catch them as I knew exactly what they were up to.  When I surprised them and asked them what they were doing, they all panicked and immediately hid their “contraband,”  which were some Pokemon cards.  I told them I was cool I wasn’t going to snitch them out to the principal with the condition that they let me see the trades going on.  For a good ten minutes I coached these kids in the art of trading pokemon cards as I had done so in my youth.  It makes me happy to see pokemon alive and well in the younger demographics.  I also learned that charizard is still at the top of everyone’s favorite pokemon list.

traviskduran:

stilinskillme:

remember when Cosmo didn’t tell Mama Cosma he married Wanda so when he went to see her he told her he was out getting milk for the past 10,000 years

My dad left to get milk and never came back.

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hystericallysound:

How can you not be happy after seeing this?

spin-the-thing:

mariowiki:

this is the best fucking song that has ever graced my ears I haven’t even faced a potential breakup as bad as Aly & Aj’s but everytime I hear this song I want to go fucking kick somebody in the crotch for doing me wrong and ignoring me on my stupid birthday god damn I fucking love this mid 2000’s pop song so much

fucking blast this song when people in front of me are going to slow on the road